Ok, I JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ELEMENT!! Everyone was wrong, Hydrogen is not the most abundant element, STUPIDITY IS!!!!!
Here's more info:
Name(s): Stupidigen; Idioteum; Stupidiotnium; Unintelligention; Imbeciline; Witlessoceum
Valence (number of hydrogen atoms it takes to equal weight of this element): 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 (it makes Up 102% of a person's brain in the act of being stupid)
Mainly found in: Politics

Highly radioactive, also commonly found in Modern Society as well as Call of Duty and other overrated FPS's.

I'm sorry, but that recent edit summary I did was VERY inspiring. How did I inspire myself? XD